No More Paris for Jessie

 After a miraculous return from the dead (Killling voided), Jessie thought she would be safe eating a sandwich in The Cave. Little did she understand her killer's vengeance. Clipped from behind, she died quickly.

Killer: Christine Gilbert

Time: 1:10pm

Death Doesn't Tickle

 While Peter Kempson was in the cave, his killer swiftly appeared behind him and clothespinned him to the death. Our condolences, Peter Kempson. Elmo will miss you.

Killer: Eniana Agolli

Time: 10:30am

Someone Wants Their Job Back

In the basement of Mather Hall, Sean Zimmer and his killer engaged in a life or death battle. After the killer dealt a first blow by pinning his collar, he removed the clip and then clipped himself in the heart, demanding that his killer looked at him in the eye as Sean slowly passed from his existence. He wishes to express that it was his honor to be assassinated by such a dear friend... but we all know that's a lie. Sean will be remembered for his nice sweaters, his cowboy boots, and his good looks.

Killer: Shah Momin

Time: 12:30pm

No Longer Has A Reason To Smile

Anne Benjamin was enjoying some warm milk and a cookie while talking to some costume-party goers outside of the Mather quad area. Spotting her killer, she threw milk on him in self defense, but the killer persisted and got her. She says she feels sad that she lost her cookie and her milk and that she poured milk on her killer, but she is glad that she will be able to go for runs without being paranoid. Maybe they serve cookies and milk in Heaven?

Killer: Pratheek Kalyanapu

Time: 10:35pm

Scared For His Life

The killer was happy to report that she killed Matt Piros outside of Austin Arts. He will be remembered for his dedication to updating his white board.

Killer: Hannah Korsmeyer

Time: 4:20pm

Fearlessly Flyering

Mary Crawford-Roberts was killed while serving the Fred. While flyering in Peter B's, her killer pinned her. She will be remembered for her great civic duty to our building.

Killer: Michael Blottin

Time: 3:30pm

Our dear Amy: dead

Amy's killer waited forty minutes outside of her chemistry lab. When she left, Michael Pierce pinned her down and the killer pinned her. She went down with a fight. Amy will always be remembered as a gansta. And as a sweetheart. But good news, Jim is now available!

Killer: Jordyn Sims
Time of Death: 4:40pm

Nichola Clark: Whacked by the Mafia?

Nichola's killer, who may or may not have ties to the mafia (given his involvement in the Italian Club), approached the victim from behind while she ate dinner in the Cave.  Her killer made a quick clip to the collar, killing her instantly.  She never saw it coming.  Cave Mary came to the assess the situation but was unable to help, seeing as Nichola was out of meals for the week.

A note from the assassin:
"Moving on the next target."

Be afraid...made men don't mess around (unless you make him an offer he can't refuse).

Killer: Jim Armillay
Time of Death: 7:45 pm

Osman Nemli: He Wanted to Die Anyways

Oz's killer quietly followed him outside of Mather.  Stephen Kendall, who was walking with Oz, spotted the assassin and attempted to stop him.  While the scuffle occurred, Oz stood still and insisted that the assassin make the kill.  The assassin fell in the mud while trying to wrestle Mr. Kendall.  After getting up, he calmly clothespinned Oz.  Oz will be remembered for his rebellious ways and for being really really ridiculously good looking.

Killer: Will Yale
Time of Death: 5:50 pm

Zoe Nageotte: It's Hard to Run Away in a Onesie

As Katie Kuppner... er... Kuppens fell to the floor after being murdered, she quietly whispered Zoe's name into the ear of "Dangerous David."  He scanned Mather dining hall and surely enough, spotted Zoe from afar.  She was enjoying a meal with other Fred members when Dangerous David walked up, said hi, and made the kill.  In related news, Annalise Welte is now accepting applications for a new best friend.

Killer: David Burszan

Time of Death: shortly after Katie's death

Katie Kuppens: At Least She Lasted Longer Than Last Year

The assassin turned around from the Mather waste station and saw a girl sitting at a table who looked like Katie Kuppens.  Recognizing her from last year's Fred Assassins blog, he approached and asked if she was "Katie Kuppner."  After correcting him, the assassin clipped her on the neck as she looked on with fear in her eyes.  Katie leaves behind a Westie named Angus and impressive collections of scarves and seasons of Law & Order (in assassins, there is no law nor is there order).

Much love Katie Kuppner, much love.

Killer: David Burszan
Time of Death: shortly after Weena's death

Weena Yong: Is It Me or Is Elmo Taller in Person?

Weena was waiting in the Mather specialty meal line when she was spotted by her killer.  He walked over to her and clipped her, causing a panic in the dining hall.  Despite the murder, the Mather worker continued taking orders and didn't skip a beat.  Weena will be remembered for her friendly disposition and her never ending smile.

Killer: Elliot Faust
Time of Death: 6:30 pm

Allison McHenry: Don't Doctors Save Lives?

On a cold and rainy day, Allison was getting ready to head out of Mather when her killer spotted her.  He swiftly approached her and made the kill.  Later on that night, Allison (apparently back from the dead) was spotted enjoying dinner with her assassin.  Allison will be remembered for her forgiving attitude and constant eye rolls.  Pike has decided to rename its bar in her honor.

Killer: Jacob Gire

Time of Death: approximately 1:00 pm

Michael Magdelinskas: He's Not Sleeping... He's Dead

The deception and trickery of Michael's killer got the better of him this morning.  While heading back from class, Michael walked unknowingly alongside his killer back towards the Fred.  While they were on Summit Street near Funston, his killer made her move.  Saturday's Accidental and Moveable Joints Halloween Fear Fest (of fun) has been dedicated to him.

Killer: Jordyn Sims
Time of Death: 9:50 am

Alex Lerma: Forget Calling It Funtown

Alex was walking on the dirt path between Funston and Summit when he was spotted by his killer, who was well ahead with Christine Gilbert.  The killer and Christine slowed their pace until Alex caught up.  Alex pretended to be Christine's killer but soon confessed that he was only joking.  As the trio walked through Funston, the killer clothespinned Alex on his collar.  Instead of placing roses on the casket, Fred members are encouraged to bring unhung flyers from past Fred events.

Killer: Michael Magdelinskas
Time of Death: 6:17 pm

Julia Melnick: Can I Have Yo Numba?

While walking across the LSC quad, Julia was approached by her assassin.  From afar, the killer asked for Julia's friend's number because of a soccer question.  The killer then asked Julia to wait a minute because her phone needed time to turn on.  While the two waited, Julia was clipped.  Her assassin stated "it was awkward and I felt bad.  She was a very good sport.  I felt like I lured her in and slaughtered her like an innocent seal.  Very sad death."

Very sad death, indeed.

Killer: Alli Millstein
Time of Death: 4:00 pm

Rachel Carey: How Do You Like These Apples?

While putting down her phone before walking into Mather lunch, Rachel was tracked down by her assassin and clothespinned.  She leaves behind a sweet pair of aviators and grieving fifth floor.  This time working alone, Pratheek scored his second kill--everyone be on the lookout for a repeat murderer...

Time of Death: 12:10 pm

Killer: Pratheek Kalyanapu

Brian Cheney: This Is What a Dead Person Looks Like

Story to come from the man himself... who knew wolves killed other wolves?

Killer: Osman Nemli

Time of Death: 2:00 am

Scotty Eckenthal: Not Your Run of the Mill Kill

While relaxing at the Mill, Scotty spotted his attacker and bolted down Vernon Street.  After passing Hansen, he sprinted for the Chapel when he was forced to stop after getting a charlie horse.  His attacker closed in and clothespinned him while he grimaced in pain.  The Mill's Cantora Records Showcase has been dedicated to him and the Accidentals are working on their rendition of "Run-Around" by Blues Traveler in his honor.

Killer: Jordyn Sims

Time of Death: 9:45 pm

Mike Mejia: Walk This Way... and DIE!

Mike's killer orchestrated a rather intricate murder: while the killer sat on the bench outside the Fred, his accomplices (who shall remain nameless) walked with Mike to the kill zone where he was cornered and killed.  This just serves as a reminder that nobody can be trusted in this gruesome game.  Mike leaves behind an impressive beard and hundreds of undelivered Relay for Life cookies.

Killer: Pratheek Kalyanapu

Time of Death: 7:45 pm

Annalise Welte: Death Was Calling

While talking on the phone in the lobby of Mather, Annalise was clothespinned by one of the Fred's  "stealthiest" killers.  The Italian Club and Maine Lovers of Trinity College (both relatively new groups on campus) will hold a joint memorial service.  Cannolis and a moose will be present.

Killer: Kristina Pappas

Time of Death: 6:45 pm

Luc Rioual: An Accidental Murder

While enjoying a meal at Mather, Luc was spotted, attacked, and killed.  When asked about the death of their roommate Luc, 404 responded by saying "it's okay, we still have another one."

Killer: Scotty Eckenthal

Time of Death: 6:30 pm

Vince Moore: No More

Note from the killer:

"Vincent Moore [was killed] tragically after a second scooping of mashed potatoes.  He never lived to get any of Mather's meat substance."

Even after death, he's still the Fred member that everyone would take home to their mother...

Killer: David Burszan
Time of Death: 5:40 pm

Hannah Springwater: Killed by One of Her Own

In a Hannah vs. Hannah matchup, Kaneck got the upperhand by sneaking up behind Springwater under the Mather skylights and clothespinned her.  The Trinity-in-Paris Program will be having a memorial service within the next few days.  Since the murder, all other Hannahs in the building have been living in fear...

Killer: Hannah Kaneck
Time of Death: unknown

Katie Goodman: It's True, Assassins Can Be Cold...

This morning, Katie Goodman was assassinated on the Summit stairs by one of the Fred's Community Facilitators.  She leaves behind a grieving third floor and a self-knitted shawl. 

Killer: Sean Zimmer
Time of Death: 11:00 am

David Bauer: The First to Go

While enjoying breakfast in Mather Hall, David was killed from behind while Sportscenter was playing in the background.  In the words of Chris Berman, "BAACK BAACK BAACK... DEAD"

Killer: Annalise Welte

Time of Death: approximately 10:10 am