Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Julia Melnick: Can I Have Yo Numba?



While walking across the LSC quad, Julia was approached by her assassin.  From afar, the killer asked for Julia's friend's number because of a soccer question.  The killer then asked Julia to wait a minute because her phone needed time to turn on.  While the two waited, Julia was clipped.  Her assassin stated "it was awkward and I felt bad.  She was a very good sport.  I felt like I lured her in and slaughtered her like an innocent seal.  Very sad death."

Very sad death, indeed.

Killer: Alli Millstein
Time of Death: 4:00 pm

No comments:

Post a Comment