Monday, November 9, 2009
Alden Gordon: Reigning Champ Dethroned
Alden's killer has been ruthless since acquiring her new target. After a botched kill attempt that sent Alden to a medical center for treatment (which involved getting his head glued shut... seriously), his assassin finally made her move on Saturday. While in his car in the Trinity Commons parking lot, Alden's assassin jumped into the back seat and clipped the back of his collar. Alden, who hails from Farmington, will be missed for his love of protein shakes, toffee peanuts, and his mother (who everyone would do...). The Trinity Chem Society will construct a statue of Alden out of 1,000 molecular model sets.
Just like one of Alden's favorite songs says: only the good die young.
Killer: Sarah Blanks
Time of Death: sometime on Saturday
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