Sunday, November 15, 2009

Ryan Haney: Our Fearless Leader down for the Count



During Homecoming Weekend, Ryan left the Fred with a large group of people, not knowing that his assassin was traveling with him.  As Ryan made his way to the football game, his killer waited until the moment was right and clothespinned Ryan outside of McCook.  He played the game well and will be remembered for making Fred meetings lighthearted and entirely enjoyable.  This Friday's Egg-Drop (followed by brinner for the winners) will be dedicated to him.  The paper money that will be raining from the six floors of the Fred will have his face on the bills (I think there's an unwritten rule that you have to be dead in order to be on American currency anyways...).

Killer: Shah Momin
Time of Death: 1:25 pm

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