Friday, November 13, 2009

Jon Lee: He's Got 99 Problems and a Death Is One



Jon was in Mather, about to enjoy his dinner when his killer walked in and made the kill.  His assassin  later confessed that she wasted a meal in the process (which was a bold move, seeing as she's always out of meals).  While Jon was slowly heading towards that bright light, he summoned up the strength to write a final email, saying "Elisabeth and Alden are gonna be upset though 'cause they had to chase me.  Elisabeth chased me four times and Sarah killed me first try."

Since coming back from H1N1, Sarah has been on a killing spree.  All living Fred members should consider themselves warned.

Killer: Sarah Blanks
Time of Death: 5:45 pm

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