Thursday, November 5, 2009
Jordyn Sims: Unfortunately, Awkward Balloons Don't Save Lives... But They're Still Pretty Awesome
While waiting in line at the Cave, Jordyn was approached by her assassin. She was in pure shock as her killer closed in on her and made the kill. When paying for her meal, Toni asked if there was anything she could do but Jordyn replied, "no... thank you baby." Jordyn will be remembered for her sweet dance moves, use of large words, healthy lifestyle, and badass mom. Mike Pierce has been inconsolable since the death and vows to never date again.
Dammit, now they're both off the market!
Killer: Alden Gordon
Time of Death: approximately 7:00 pm
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